Post by Bugs on Oct 6, 2010 9:49:30 GMT
Tell tale signs that you're living too close to Sunderland:
1. Your spouse has a poster of Roy Keane smiling as a role model.
2. You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married 3 times and still have the same in laws.
4. The phrase "Thunderbirds are go!" reminds you the off licence has just opened.
5. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
6. One or more of your kids was born on a pool table.
7. One or more of your kids was conceived on a pool table.
8. You can't get married to your childhood sweetheart because of the current bestiality laws.
1. Your spouse has a poster of Roy Keane smiling as a role model.
2. You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married 3 times and still have the same in laws.
4. The phrase "Thunderbirds are go!" reminds you the off licence has just opened.
5. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
6. One or more of your kids was born on a pool table.
7. One or more of your kids was conceived on a pool table.
8. You can't get married to your childhood sweetheart because of the current bestiality laws.
